george and elaine were the original haters. kramer was not a hater he was a pioneer - some people will try to tell you jerry was also a hater but they’re wrong. jerry was a poser. he was a hater in private, which is the worst kind of hater - no backbone. he would nod understandingly at george and elaine’s woes but he would secretly be hating on their hate. too much shame in his game. elaine and george would hate publicly, with their whole chests, ESPECIALLY on each other, that’s how you know it was real
once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called ‘the best pig at watching’. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said 'this is the best pig at watching’. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said 'the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching’. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching’ and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up
# this is what’s going on with the UK prime minister situation
